(2.75/5 stars). This is my first Fun Factory toy. It's well-made, unique, and can give me a good time. I just have to be in a very specific, extra patient, ultra-turned-on mood for it. Like, humping the floor like a wild animal levels of turned on.
Let's get the negatives out of the way first.
The texture is the biggest turnoff for me. The draggiest silicone I've ever felt. Hurts like hell if I don't apply copious amounts of lube. Not a few extra pumps— I mean at least double the amount minimum. Not to mention every little piece of lint, dust, and pet hair sticks to it like glue. It's the worst thing about it.
The charging. Dear Lord. The charging. It takes eight hours for a full charge. Not being hyperbolic. That's the actual number. And the battery doesn't last that long on mine at all. Probably because I like the faster settings. The toy's buttons and charger itself glow when plugged in. So when I put it down to charge overnight, it's an unwelcome night-light. Kind of annoying.
The rigidity of the shaft is inevitable, but it makes it pretty uncomfortable if I use it for too long.
Now for the positives.
Most mind-blowing combo I've found is using an air pulsator (Womanizer, Satisfyer, or that one TikTok rose toy) at the same time. Overwhelms my senses a bit, but that's exactly what I need sometimes. Nonstop internal pounding and clit-sucking at the same time is as heavenly as it sounds.
I'm a virgin, so this is the closest I've gotten to actual penetrative sex. Sorry to my future partners who probably won't be able to go at the pace this thing is capable of.
It's completely waterproof. I clean it without getting paranoid that I'm frying it (RIP my Velvet Thruster that didn't survive the Cleaning Session Tragedy of 2019). I don't use toys in the bath or God forbid a pool, so that's the only purpose the waterproofness serves in my case.
As nice as it can be if I'm in the right mood, I'm glad I got it when it was on sale for $120. Still a little more than I'd be willing to spend if I had tried it out beforehand (in some fantasy world where that's not insanely unhygienic), but $170 is borderline ridiculous for how many things it needs to improve on.