By Cy Smash
FUN FACTORY’s grinding dildo, RYDE, offers a little something-something for both beginners and colossal cock connoisseurs—it's more versatile than you might think at first glance. Its individual phalluses might seem unassuming:
- One is 4” and the other 5” long
- A dainty 1.1” in diameter across the head—about 3.5” around
- 1.4” across the bottom of either prong—about 4.3” in circumference
Indeed, one prong or both prongs can be inserted at a time. Enjoy sliding the bumps against the clit outside while gently G-spotting or massaging the prostate on the inside (or maybe A-spotting if you have a shallow, low-set cervix).
Ride, rub, or grind.
Pull the tips apart.
Or turn up the heat and squeeze both dildos together for a more formidable insertion—about 6.6” of circumference to stretch around. Read on to RYDE on and find a play style that works for you.
You might love FUN FACTORY’s RYDE if…
You love having your clit smacked.
Maybe you love clitoral spanking, or you love feeling balls bumping you during penetration. If going hard is your thing, insert one end of the toy and let the other rub against you externally. The curves on FUN FACTORY’s RYDE hug the mons pubis, smacking up against:
- The clitoral glans, if the external prong (the one not penetrating you) is centered
- One of the “legs” of the internal clitoris, if you tilt the external prong to the side to massage the labia majora instead—hard and still percussive, but indirect
You could also alternate between both—or do neither and rock and slide slowly instead!
Your partner and you both love bottoming.
RYDE with a partner! Splay RYDE’s tips apart and enjoy one end inside you and the view of your partner fucking the other end. Since RYDE is:
- Flexible and springy but firm
- Slightly bulbous, with some contrast between the head and shaft
- Already tilted upward
It’s quite easy to lean back and get pressure on the front wall—packed with G-spotty or prostate nerve endings!
You won’t get dramatically pounding G-spot stimulation by inserting one prong at a time, since the tips are quite thin and tapered. That’s the flipside to the option of comfortable penetration when doubling up!
You can, however, wear BOOTIE FEM anally while using RYDE for more G-spot sensation, if that’s your thing. If it’s not, there’s still plenty to love about RYDE.
You love anal massage without actual anal penetration.
Try massaging the anus indirectly via the back vaginal wall! Insert one end of RYDE inside the vagina, with the textures facing the back side, while the other end stays outside.
Lean forward for pressure on the perineal sponge—stimulating the shallow portions of the back wall—while sliding or bumping RYDE’s outer prong textures along the anal opening.
You crave anal and vaginal penetration.
Maybe you do want to penetrate both the vagina and anus! RYDE can do that for you, or, if you pair it with a harness, for a partner. Don’t forget the lube! SUTIL Rich is quite thick for gel-like “padding” and minimal drip.
Or insert both ends of FUN FACTORY’s RYDE in one hole and add BOOTIE FEM in another to stuff yourself to the brim. BOOTIE FEM will place more forward-facing pressure against RYDE and your front wall!
You want double vaginal or double anal.
Squeeze RYDE’s prongs together for a big stretch. Once you get it all the way in, the curvature will make itself known against your front wall, while the tapered tip can be directed in front of or behind the cervix.
When using RYDE this way, it has about 6” of insertable length. Go slow, or get dicked deep and hard.
(Read more about folding up RYDE for double-stuffing my pussy at my blog, Super Smash Cache!)
You want a wearable pussy plug.
You don’t have to thrust RYDE to savor it—you could clench with it inside you, feeling the resistance yield, and squeeze and release rhythmically. If you love a knotting sensation, you could also alternate between pushing out and squeezing to “suck” RYDE back inside, again and again.
Pair it with a wand—directly or indirectly.
Once RYDE is stationed inside you, you can add vibration in a few different ways:
- Applying a wand directly to RYDE’s base, letting vibrations travel throughout the dildo portion! Try a super rumbly and weighted massager like FUN FACTORY’s VIM.
- If you’re wearing RYDE like a pussy plug, you can either:
- Have the FUN FACTORY logo node against your clit
- Turn it the other way to leave your clit exposed for more direct clitoral vibration. That could be with a wand or with something more pinpoint, like VOLTA’s sharp and focused, fluttery tips
Summary & closing thoughts
FUN FACTORY’s RYDE double dildo can be used for:
- Gentle vaginal stimulation and clitoral grinding—or clitoral smacking
- Simultaneous penetration for partner play
- Indirect anal massage, both via the vaginal wall and on the outside
- Double penetration, whether double vaginal, double anal, or one in each hole
- Wearing as a pussy plug to stretch and clench around
I’m quite the fiend for double vaginal. What’s your favorite way to RYDE?
Cy from Super Smash Cache is an orgasm sorceress, high-capacity compact human, and sex toy curator, here to alchemize your sex life. She has reviewed over 350 sex toys since 2015 and specializes in deep penetration, cervical orgasms, and huge toys. If a massager melts her into a puddle of woozy-face emojis, you’ll know. There’s something for everyone in Toyland; you deserve the best it has to offer.
Everything excites her, and she wants to share that zest for life with you. Whether you're a kinky deviant or want to be held, the integration of brain, breath, and body goes beyond the genitals. Feel it all over, come as you are, and enjoy the ride.
This post was written by a guest blogger, and all opinions and ideas expressed are that of the author. All ideas included are for educational and entertainment value, and do not constitute medical advice.
