Years of sex toy testing (and factory visits!) have led Epiphora to cultivate a taste for well-constructed, easy to use, body-safe toys. These are the FUN FACTORY toys that somehow meet her obscenely high standard.
EPIPHORA'S TOP PICKS
"If your vagina likes rumbly internal vibrations and serious girth, the Big Boss is the antidote to what ails you."
"With its versatile flickering tips, the Volta makes most vibrators look like unimaginative hacks."
"Its flat tip is heaven to my G-spot, delivering diverse thrusting and tapping sensations!"
"Easily my favorite Fun Factory toy, the Stronic G strokes my G-spot like a robotic lover, even hands-free! It's so lazy and I LOVE IT."
"It was love at first insertion. My all-time favorite silicone butt plug, and it even comes in 3 graduated sizes."
"Like the Stronic G, this self-thrusting toy does wonders for my G-spot with its thuddy, consistent movement."
"A flexible, deliciously-ridged vibrator with an impressively powerful motor."
"It's a dildo with kegel balls inside! Let your genitals bask in the unique sensation of the balls rolling around."
B BALL UNO
"This butt plug with an internal rolling ball makes anal play more fun (and stimulating!)."
"Menstruating life is good with the Fun Cups. They capture all the bloody carnage for me, and I barely have to think about them."
"With mega rumbly vibrations concentrated in the tip, Patchy Paul is both a satisfying external vibrator and a friendly G-spot tool."
"Made of water- and bacteria-resistant Tyvek®, this golden toybag is perfect for stashing all the goods. "
Epiphora's Factory Tour
Epiphora visited our headquarters! Be sure to read her delightful post recounting her tour of Fun Factory and adventures in Germany — complete with photos!